Play truth and dare with me on a date and i’m yours
I asked my mom if she could make a french braid, she said no, but my dad bust in saying “i can!” We looked at him weird seeing as he can’t even brush hair. He responded with “french bread? I can make french bread”
- Me: i love mustard
- Boyfriend: me too
- Boyfriend: let me lick mustard off your nipples.
- co worker: hey baby, you want to go out
- girl: i'm married
- co worker: the moon floats in the sky, doesn't mean it's permanent